Times of Islamabad

Indians find a way to secure from Pakistani nuclear attack through Cow dung and urine

Indians find a way to secure from Pakistani nuclear attack through Cow dung and urine

ISLAMABAD – Indians have found a way to secure from Pakistani nuclearstrike through Cow dung and urine.

An Indian *expert *has come forward on their media to claim that smearingyourself with its dung or urine can save you from nuclear radiations.

*The discovery is revolutionary for India as they are now invincible.Pakistan cannot put Indians in harm’s way after the landmark discovery evenif a nuclear war breaks out.*

The *scientist *claims that NASA’s research has proved what he’s saying,and you can search it on Google as well. He further wenton to claim thatcow’s dung, urine, its breath, and everything is pure and purity givesbirth to purity.

Cow’s urine and dung are all pure. It improves land’s fertility and theurine keeps the germs away, that is why we love cows.

Treat your ears with *cutting-edge* research here:

NASA’s scientists would be eager to meet the man who made such claims sothat they can take his research forward and make the world a better place.However, he would definitely want to patent his research and keep it forthe Indians only.