Lahore Qalandars entire team put up for sale on eBay
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*LAHORE: * Lahore Qalandars franchise has been put up for sale on eBay, an e-commerce website.
The *mock ad <link>* titled ‘Lahore Qalandars PSL T20 Team’ mentions the product condition as “for parts or not working”. The seller jokes in one note saying “Looks like all the parts are there, but won’t run properly”.
The ‘PSL’ brand offering under ‘Qalandar’ model exhibits a starting bid of just $1.
In the product description, the ad poster makes it clear that the team has no warranty, it is three-year-old, and that all offers will be considered.
It says, “Only 3 years old, however it is out of warranty. Requires some love and attention to return to good working order. I have receipts for all of the parts.”
The team is said to run on the New-Zealand engine, hinting skipper Brendon McCullum who appears to be fighting alone in the batting lineup.
“Unfortunately, I brought the wrong ones. You may be able to return the Umar Akmal if you still have the tags,” cautions the seller. It is told that Akmal can “even run on grapes”.
So far, Lahore Qalandars have lost all their matches in PSL 2018. They are on the bottom of the table with five losses, one each against every franchise.
